Muggles are not able to REBLOG this.
the-nocturnal-fangirl: iamsherlockedcumberbiatch: helena-castor: all the notes. holy crap. at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol. It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER! Heheh<3 …looks like i got the magic in me. >:) HA! FINALLY! after the 73902356504600th try! ;) look @ me now. fuck yeaahhhhh first...
spookmyphallus: equiuszahhak: a short film in which 4 teens who think a zombie apocalypse would be “awesum x3 i would kick so much ass” end up in an actual zombie apocalypse and are eaten alive within 2 hours maximum id watch it
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the-nocturnal-fangirl: iamsherlockedcumberbiatch: helena-castor: all the notes. holy crap. at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol. It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER! Heheh<3 …looks like i…
Imagine if you logged onto tumblr one day, and...
sodamnrelatable: you’d open up your dash to this explosion of noise and your face would be like:
To the fake, lazy motherf*ckers who don't...
i love watching my innocent friends ..... →
lulz-time: tvaros: i love watching my innocent friends slowly transform into beautiful horny butterflies as we get older This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.
My biggest fear is that eventually you will see me the way I see myself.– Anonymous (via bonjourarmand)
roseisreturning: mermaids don’t have thigh gaps but they can still lure men to their deaths
Good Parenting: Exhibit 1 (overheard at work...
6-year old: Mommy, why is that man dressed like a lady?
Mother: That is a lady. She was just born with the wrong body.
6-year old: How did that happen?
Mother: Nobody really knows. But she's working to fix it, and that's what's important.
6-year old: Okay! *runs up to obviously self-conscious woman*
6-year old: Hey! Miss!
6-year old: You look really pretty in your skirt!
Lady: Thank you!
*Kid skips back to her mom, and literally everyone in the vicinity smiles*
classicrockboy: restoremyfateinthese: nerdlyme: “Maya Rudolph singing the National Anthem” I am required to re-blog this if I see it on my dashboard. I still pee a little every time I watch it, not gonna lie. Never gets old. oh my gosh